Season 3

13 EPISODES • 2009

The third season of the American television comedy series Rules of Engagement premiered as a mid-season entry on March 2, 2009 and concluded on May 18, 2009. It consists of 13 episodes, each running approximately 22 minutes in length. CBS broadcast the third season at 9:30 pm in the United States.

Season 2

Episodes

1: Russell's Secret

Mar 2, 2009

Audrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.

2: Voluntary Commitment

Mar 9, 2009

Audrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell's new assistant.

3: Jeff's New Friend

Mar 16, 2009

Jeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend.

4: Dad's Visit

Mar 23, 2009

Jeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he recooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment.

5: Lyin' King

Mar 30, 2009

Jeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.

6: Poaching Timmy

Apr 13, 2009

When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.

7: Old Timer's Day

Apr 20, 2009

After being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.

8: Twice

Apr 27, 2009

Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment.

9: The Challenge

May 4, 2009

Russell issues a competition between the guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily.

10: Family Style

May 11, 2009

Jeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it.

11: May Divorce Be with You

May 13, 2009

Audrey makes a bad mistake after a friend, whose marriage is falling a part is doing something bad when he hugs people.

12: House Money

May 18, 2009

Audrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made.

13: Sex Toy Story

May 18, 2009

After Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life.

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