When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.
2: Reborn to Be Wild
Nov 9, 2003
Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.
3: New Cowboy on the Block
Nov 16, 2003
The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.
4: The Incredible Hank
Nov 23, 2003
Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.
5: Flirting with the Master
Nov 30, 2003
A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.
6: After the Mold Rush
Dec 7, 2003
The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.
7: Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane
Dec 14, 2003
Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.
8: Rich Hank, Poor Hank
Jan 4, 2004
Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.
9: Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill
Jan 25, 2004
Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.
10: That's What She Said
Feb 8, 2004
A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.
11: My Hair Lady
Feb 15, 2004
Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.
12: Phish and Wildlife
Feb 22, 2004
The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.
13: Cheer Factor
Mar 7, 2004
Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.
14: Dale Be Not Proud
Mar 14, 2004
Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.
15: Après Hank, le Deluge
Mar 21, 2004
During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.
16: DaleTech
Mar 28, 2004
Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.
17: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
Apr 18, 2004
Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.
18: Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
Apr 25, 2004
Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.
19: Stressed for Success
May 2, 2004
Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.
20: Hank's Back
May 9, 2004
Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.
21: The Redneck on Rainey Street
May 16, 2004
After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.
22: Talking Shop
May 23, 2004
Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.
Stay on top of your TV schedule with Shows+, the effortless tracker that keeps you informed about new episodes, season releases, and where to watch, stream, rent, or buy your favorite shows, ensuring you never miss out again!